introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck
Can you imagine that there were people complaining about this
So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.
aries mums love having boys to play with! an aries lass absolutely relishes in a household full of boys! they are tomboys from childhood and happiest when there is commotion, chaos and competition in the house